TCODS - Tillamook County Outdoor School
"You know you're addicted to coffee when: You're employee of the month at the local coffee house and you don't even work there . . . your eyes stay open when you sneeze . . . you chew on other people's fingernails . . . you can type sixty words per m inute with your feet . . . you can jump-start your car without cables . . . you don't sweat, you percolate . . . you've worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug . . . you wok twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not hooked up . . you've worn the finish off your coffee table . . . you're so wired, you pick up radio signals . . your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil . . . you'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison . . . you go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee . . . you name your cats 'Cream' and 'Sugar' . . . your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position . . . you have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug . . . you don't tan, you roast . . . you don't get mad, you get steamed . . . your coffee mug is insured by Lloyd's of London . . . you introduce your spouse as your coffee mate . . . you think CPR stands for 'coffee provides resuscitation' . . . you ski uphill . . . you get a speeding ticket even when you're parked . . . you haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse . . . you just completed another sweater and you don't even know how to knit." Shared in "A Box of Delights" by J. John and Mark Stibbe.