The
Grand Old Duke of York
The grand old Duke of York,
He had ten thousand men.
He marched them up the hill,
And then he marched them down again.
And when you're up, you're up.
And when you're down, you're down.
And when you're only half-way up,
You're neither up nor down.
(Do what the underlined word says! Stand up or sit down.)
(Note from Moses -
Do this song in conjunction with "The Noble Captain Kirk.")