Humpty
Dump
Chorus
Humpty Dump, Hump, Hump-ty Dumpty, Dumpty,
Humpty Dump, Hump, Hump-ty Dumpty, Dumpty.
Jack and Jill went up the
hill to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown.
OOH, AIN'T THAT FUNKY NOW!
Chorus
(For additional verses,
use any other nursery rhyme and add
OOH, AIN'T THAT FUNKY NOW!)