The
Noble Captain Kirk
The noble Captain Kirk,
He had 500 men.
He beamed them up to the Enterprize,
And he beamed them down again.
And when you're up, you're up.
And when you're down, you're down.
And when you're only half-way up,
You're neither up nor down.
(Do what the underlined word says! Stand up or sit down.)
(Note from Moses -
Do this song in conjunction with "The Grand Old Duke of York.")